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The 21 drafted players on the beanies roster:
C  J. Kendall, OAK
1B A. Pujols, StL
1B D. Ortiz, BOS
2B M. Giles, ATL
3B A. Béltre, SEA
SS D. Jeter, NYY
OF C. Figgins, LAA
OF H. Matsui, NYY
OF S. Green, LAD
OF J. Drew, LAD
OF S. Finley, LAA
SP T. Hudson, ATL
SP C. Zambrano, CHC
SP B. Radke, MIN
SP F. García, SEA
SP G. Maddux, […]

That’s it.
That’s the spirit.
Thank you for your honesty.
Now fuck off and die,
You fucked up slag.

Okay, tonight was the live draft. Eight teams in the league this year. Small leagues make for tougher competition.
Here’re the 21 players on the preseason Scottish Bugs roster:
C  J. Varitek, BOS
1B J. Thome, PHI
2B J. Kent, LAD
3B D. Wright, NYM
SS K. Matsui, NYM
OF B. Abreu, PHI
OF J. Edmonds, StL
OF C. Lee, MIL
OF B. […]

Our driveway being plowed at 4:20am on Thursday.
Unless you can afford to pay someone to plow, don’t buy a house…

Okay, here’s the thing: Easter is not a real holiday. It just isn’t. I could leave it at that, but, just for fun, let’s prove the theorem…
First, we’ll need to establish the criteria by which real holidays distinguish themselves from the others. Here are the three I’ve come up with:

1. The holiday […]

I thought it might be semi-interesting to post the photo from which our header image was snipped:

That’s Ruben James, the most photogenic of our fish.

Okay, kids, here it finally is. This site has been aching for the assistance of a content management system for, literally, years longer than there has been such a thing. So, now it has one.
Welcome, officially, to greybean.com v4.5 lite. I’m leaving the ‘lite’ moniker attached despite the fact that this site […]

Read this article from MSNBC.com:
Calif. judge strikes down gay marriage ban
Ruling says there is ‘no rational purpose’ for limiting unions
The Associated Press
Updated: 3:39 p.m. ET March 14, 2005
SAN FRANCISCO - A judge ruled Monday that California can no longer justify limiting marriage to a man and a woman, a legal milestone that if upheld on […]