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I really just can’t take this. And, to be honest with you, I’m sort of sick of it. For a few years there (1998, ‘99, and, to an extent, 2000), watching the Yankees was fun because they just flat out won. Except that that’s mostly untrue, too. The ‘98 and ‘99 […]

Okay, so, the guy’s my hero, at least in my chosen field (as he is for a lot of people who do what I do). He’s the most famous graphic designer in the world. USA Today called him “the closest thing to a rock star” in the industry. He’s written a novel […]

The white plastic toilet seat is somehow tacky enough with the left-behind goop of its previous occupants to chafe my thighs at the same time as it’s almost too slippery with my own cold sweat to prevent me from sliding right into the bowl. A wave of teeth-grinding abdominal pain has just passed, and […]

This is, of course, the first iteration of this year’s template, and this is definitely a proprietary image, but I wanted to show it off anyway, ’cause I like it:

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Here’re two more, Cinderella (1950) and King Kong (1933):

In the interest of covering all my bases, these gift card designs are owned by and © TJV […]

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Today, September 19th, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so, imagine yourself with an eyepatch, a peg leg, and a ship all your own (except for the part where you stole it from someone else) and, you know, talk like a pirate today, damn it. Or you’ll have to swab the deck, or […]