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Rebecca De Mornay, Macaulay Culkin, and the Day I Finally Died
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Published by grey December 18th, 2005 in memoir
I was thirteen when I saw My Girl, a romantic melodrama made for the sole purpose of jerking the tears right out of teenage girls and their mothers, starring Dan Aykroyd and Macaulay Culkin. It tells the overwrought, saccharin story of Vada Sultenfuss (I’m not making this up), an eleven-year-old girl whose mother has […]
“I don’t ever want to see either of you in here again,” said Officer Sanderson, the straight-out-of-70’s-porn, it’s-part-of-the-uniform-ma’am moustache barely moving above his lip. “Now, beat it.”
And there we were, banished from The Gap for life. The Roman Polanskis of middle-class fashion. The Andrew Dice Clays of pretentious, overpriced, “pre-weathered” jeans.
Alisia and […]
The white plastic toilet seat is somehow tacky enough with the left-behind goop of its previous occupants to chafe my thighs at the same time as it’s almost too slippery with my own cold sweat to prevent me from sliding right into the bowl. A wave of teeth-grinding abdominal pain has just passed, and […]